_Interesting quotes:
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach him how to fish and you get rid of him all weekend.
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.
Some folks are wise and some otherwise.
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them.
Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.
Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come.
Example isn't another way to teach, it is the only way to teach.
You're fooling yourself if you argue with a fool - others may not know the difference.
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap ... but by the seeds you plant!
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
Funny Wishes:
On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!
A happy birthday, I hope you feel,
May all your wishes, the future reveal.
Enjoy today, since it's pretty rare,
We came to join you, for we truly care.
It's your birthday, here's a wish,
Enjoy your day, with a delicious dish.
A birthday wish I'm sending you,
Your gift is sweet, that's the clue!
Wishing you joy and health,
When those are filled, add some wealth.
I wish you everything, your dreams create,
Your imagination is truly great.
A birthday wish, because I care,
Your thoughtful ways, are surely rare.
Here and now just want to say,
I wish you happiness without delay.
On your birthday, let me wish you plenty of joy,
I know you're too old, but I still bought you a toy!
A happy birthday, I hope you feel,
May all your wishes, the future reveal.
Enjoy today, since it's pretty rare,
We came to join you, for we truly care.
It's your birthday, here's a wish,
Enjoy your day, with a delicious dish.
A birthday wish I'm sending you,
Your gift is sweet, that's the clue!
Wishing you joy and health,
When those are filled, add some wealth.
I wish you everything, your dreams create,
Your imagination is truly great.
A birthday wish, because I care,
Your thoughtful ways, are surely rare.
Here and now just want to say,
I wish you happiness without delay.